Today we spent the day learning hand to hand combat. Apparently you can learn all the self-defense/hand to hand combat in just one 8 hour session. Who knew? I am now master of hand to hand combat and with just one move I can put you into submission or disable your arm.
In this first picture Doug is receiving my wrath. I think he finally woke up about week later, that's how dangerous I am. In the next photo, apparently Mike thinks that his aggressor will sit patiently while he gets his hands in the right place and gets just the right grip for this choke
maneuver. He's lucky I have master
sensei skills and can allow young grasshopper to perform this
maneuver. Unfortunately, I had to show him my master skills and I think he is still out. I'm sure he will wake up soon with little brain
dysfunction. Sadly, Mike is one of our providers so I guess that means the rest of us now have to pick up his load. Man, if only I
wasn't so Steven
Seagal-like. I guess now I can be hired for your personal protection needs so just let me know if you will need my services.
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